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Posted 4 hours ago

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

Posted 4 hours ago

twinzik:

Escalator Stare Luigi

Posted 4 hours ago
tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

(Source: themadthadder)

Posted 4 hours ago
fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

Posted 4 hours ago

death-rebirth-senshi:

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

(Source: lolgifs.net)

Posted 4 hours ago

mynameisbiba2101:

willmitdireinwirxx:

volleyballaddict04:

youtubersaremylifesorrynotsorry:

clovelylife:

iloverennerhawkeye:

cucumbersmaug:

sailorssail-cowboysride:

crazysummeradventures:

celebrate-the-magic:

missgreenie14:

landofthefandoms:

I can’t scroll past this without feeling guilty.

:)

:) :)

what do you do when you don’t have one? …

then you look in the mirror and tell yourself how beautiful you are.

^this

All of my followers are my best friends

Reblogging this again, cause my BFF is the best.

My best friend is the reason i’m still here :-)

Yes she is gorgeous actually

One&only!!!!!!💕👌 fuckmylifeicanfly
ilianamihaiela

(Source: l-ostmind)

Posted 4 hours ago

behindtheplottwist:

They’re more than fiction. They were there for me even if they weren’t real. They were there when you weren’t. They’re more than you think they are.

Posted 4 hours ago

Single or not, reblog to see what you get.

luftnot:

dramatisiert:

incrediblesunshine:

<3 = I’m falling for you.

:) = I wanna cuddle up with you while watching movie.

;) = I like you a lot.

:( = You should talk to me more.

:D = You’re beautiful.

;O = I want to be best friends.

:P = I want you more than anything.

:K = Kiss me.

:| = You annoy me.

* = We need to make out!

<*3 = I want a relationship with you.

8D = I want to do sexual things with you.

macht mal bitte :-(

BITTEEE :-(
Posted 4 hours ago

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

Posted 4 hours ago
  1. WiFi: connected
  2. Me: then fucking act like it
Posted 4 hours ago

snorlaxatives:

*phones at 1% battery*

*becomes Olympic gymnast and quadruple back handsprings to phone charger*

(Source: snorlaxatives)

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

Posted 6 hours ago

iammagicitself:

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

(Source: princesconsuela)

Posted 6 hours ago
unpluggedoutlet:

Like a proud father.

unpluggedoutlet:

Like a proud father.